<kbd id="irnpx"><small id="irnpx"></small></kbd>
  • <menu id="irnpx"><nav id="irnpx"></nav></menu>

    <nav id="irnpx"><code id="irnpx"></code></nav>
    <label id="irnpx"></label>

    賣松.(小小說)作者:程汝明

    2016-09-14 09:07 | 文/程汝明 | 17423次閱讀 | 相關文章

    賣松.(小小說)作者:程汝明

    文局長要在院內搭一車棚,新任股長劉流,率部前往。

    “這松砍了吧。”局長把股長帶到搭棚子的地方,指著棵米把高的松說。

    “別砍!局長。你看這葉,這樁,好品種呀!我大爺在林場,一把手,賣給他們,少說也得給個兩千五!”股長把眼抵到樹根上。

    說辦就辦,兩小時后,廠長到,車到,三下五去二,松給弄上了車;兩千五,呱呱叫的票子,點到局長手上。局長無言,一個勁拍股長肩頭,一個勁和場長握手。同來的人說,股長慧眼識樹;場長說,局長慧眼識人。熱鬧了一個上午。

    局長的松賣了兩千五,樂壞了隔壁的“高老夫子”。高老夫子做了四十年小學教員,現在退休,在家陪著個半癱的老伴。

    “唉!有錢苗了!”高老夫子,在局長的松拉走后,幾乎是蹦著跳著竄到老伴面前。“啥鬼?說啥胡話?”老伴沖他瞪眼。

    “局長的一棵松,賣兩千五,咱幾棵?五棵!你想想,局長家的,不是咱二小子送去的?他小姨捎來的?共六棵苗苗!”

    這回老伴不沖他瞪眼了,她抬起手,讓老夫子推她到室外,她要看那幾棵松……這些年,她躺著吃藥,讓老頭子為他背了一身債,這下可好了!——這夜,高老夫子圍著他的松,足足轉了九九八十一圈。他盤算,賣了松,賣一只長沙發,讓老伴舒心地躺著,余下的錢,送學校。學校雖已當眾宣布,他欠的款全免,但他仍不安,因那是大家的公益金,誰沒個三長兩短?……天,好歹亮了,“高老夫子”別了老伴,走了六條街,穿了八條巷子,“砸”了九家的門,終于找到了劉股長。

    “你……”劉股長半開門,露出個頭,額上的爪痕,一長一短。

    “昨天,你到我家借锨……”

    劉股長沖高老夫子齜齜牙,他認出了他。

    “我那松,跟文局長的一樣……”

    “你,你還要再貼兩千五呀!……這日子,俺沒法過了!”門里,突然爆出一個女人哭叫聲。

    劉股長趕緊縮頭、關門,一切,瞬間歸于平靜。

    “我,我這是怎么了!”高老夫子一時覺得無地自容。

    【后記:《賣松》,原發2003年《幽默小品》第12期。】

    評論

    我來評論

    悟空彩票 www.982pk.com | www.606642.com | www.36166m.com | www.249880.com | www.586960.com | www.605670.com | www.178225.com | www.rcw321.com | www.60007x.com | www.99788l.com | www.55228f.com | www.599843.com | www.77802w.com | www.455518.com | www.324977.com | www.307816.com | www.34788v.com | www.21202c.com | www.81678b.com | www.15355s.com | www.cyj1.com | www.hcw266.com | www.739233.com | www.689613.com | www.60108l.com | www.ya939.com | www.978167.com | www.782500.com | www.630477.com | www.96386j.com | www.927035.com | www.701496.com | www.80065w.com | www.652392.com | www.50989h.com | www.599647.com | www.50054z.com | www.653750.com | www.89894y.com | www.738126.com | www.60108y.com | www.533660.com | www.77803u.com | www.952856.com | www.12455p.com | www.605134.com | www.5441f.com | www.949410.com | www.83993m.com | www.533551.com | www.3479p.com | www.138136a.com | www.551412.com | www.29277e.com | www.740707.com | www.4444y.cc | www.00840y.com | www.808732.com | www.86267e.com | www.281877.com | www.66332x.com | www.2109i.com | www.929533.com | www.50989f.com | www.96386o.com | www.64422.cc | www.9889hc.com | www.32123r.com | www.202430.com | www.49956q.com | www.78700f.com | www.607212.com | www.akw4.com | www.995sj.com | www.36788l.com | www.97655d.com | www.523745.com | www.927150.com | www.7793b.com | www.509866.com | www.938905.com | www.084wy.com | www.80767z.com | www.320992.com | www.54968f.com | www.178012.com | www.010986.com | www.325826.com | www.717229.com | www.am7588.com | www.009ac.com | www.21202s.com | www.60108b.com | www.26878o.com | www.77210h.com | www.89894u.com | www.83993b.com | www.109307.com | www.807979.com | www.805357.com | www.693119.com | www.553938.com | www.629021.com | www.682918.com | www.659789.com | www.677879.com | www.631259.com | www.359629.com | www.c144.vip | www.713667.com | www.534211.com | www.346211.com | www.m.cjcp200.com | www.lcw997.com | www.303465.com | www.197802.com | www.16878b.com | www.35918t.com | www.16878k.com | www.3479aa.com | www.9478l.com | www.346011.com | www.560703.com | www.2373d.com | www.80075s.com | www.77803k.com | www.188393.com | www.412228.com | www.843879.com | www.66ffq.com | www.588yc.com | www.348377.com | www.632590.com | www.911888a.com | www.5cpb.com | www.02czj.com | www.6611f.cc | www.8816s.com | www.23636n.com | www.66621w.com | www.381772.com | www.005ac.com | www.8039k.com | www.66652b.com | www.81678f.com | www.07163g.com | www.86267x.com | www.33588x.com | www.60007q.com | www.50052u.com | www.630477.com | www.808399.com | www.786126.com | www.630367.com | www.569799.com | www.381110.com | www.195876.com | www.025738.com | www.86267k.com | www.bxcp3.com | www.8816u.com | www.5095f.com | www.267by.com | www.cp701.vip | www.701497.com | www.500231.com | www.202341.com | www.50732y.com | www.78700b.com | www.7793p.com | www.zcwf6.com | www.631279.com | www.190883.com | www.66332f.com | www.60108d.com | www.656by.com | www.820535.com | www.328229.com | www.61233q.com | www.99343.cc | www.738126.com | www.027107.com | www.61233d.com | www.qml7.com | www.330832.com | www.66332t.com | www.csgc6.com | www.0014e.com | www.809216.com | www.135942.com | www.61655x.com | www.44ckb.com | www.357876.com | www.65707r.com | www.hw8222.com | www.c130.vip | www.80767s.com | www.5522z.cc | www.288645.com | www.00840m.com | www.701549.com | www.26299j.com | www.bei05.com | www.420421.com | www.81520t.com | www.hy6936.com | www.116205.com | www.35155m.com | www.929533.com | www.78700l.com | www.77fzc.com | www.bizhong55.com | www.71399n.com | www.843933.com | www.78949o.com | www.073wy.com | www.139620.com | www.zcwf0.com | www.081510.com | www.662by.com | www.356126.com | www.2109r.com | www.029781.com | www.bxcp3.com | www.108057.com | www.21czj.com | www.083067.com | www.c9259.com | www.50054l.com | www.901527.com | www.550214.com | www.01500w.com | www.111307.com | www.3qxc.com | www.77801j.com | www.590761.com | www.62355.com | www.261793.com | www.946854.com | www.81520k.com | www.454589.com | www.022s.cc | www.52303w.com | www.451599.com | www.hx1115.com | www.87668j.com | www.377192.com | www.bei08.com | www.50080d.com | www.202883.com | www.982090.com | www.5441g.com | www.68568y.com | www.hcw332.com | www.7dzh.com | www.95wcp.com | www.87668p.com | www.340680.com | www.675066.com | www.k233.com | www.cll168.com | www.50024w.com | www.lczg2.com | www.33598x.com | www.53900c.com | www.380068.com | www.lcw997.com | www.bxcp3.com | www.9818i.cc | www.50051z.com | www.77801m.com | www.331616.com | www.676285.com | www.918356a.com | www.885pz.com | www.33112m.com | www.89894t.com | www.61233c.com | www.88065e.com | www.178135.com | www.544089.com | www.652776.com | www.980797.com | www.lczg4.com | www.66ckb.com | www.2350m.com | www.7793o.com | www.3890h.com | www.5578w.com | www.08588p.com | www.tx01.cc | www.5441w.com | www.9818q.cc | www.84gcw.com | www.66ffm.com | www.gai20.com | www.cp7836.com | www.c9667.com | www.hczx7.com | www.rrle7.com | www.935960.com | www.897060.com | www.776860.com | www.598799.com | www.500106.com | www.306503.com | www.081307.com | www.50051x.com | www.60108p.com | www.7793n.com | www.9889hc.com | www.c300.biz | www.581237.com | www.le33.cc | www.36166g.com | www.50051d.com | www.371d.cc | www.805835.com | www.399280.com | www.98528g.com | www.77801j.com | www.1035aa.com | www.870080a.com | www.599046.com | www.83993e.com | www.43818g.com | www.ban57.com | www.675266.com | www.77803y.com | www.33588t.com | www.qucw.com | www.335324.com | www.43818i.com | www.2934z.com | www.957588.com | www.275073.com | www.33598b.com | www.912452.com | www.119705.com | www.84499.cc | www.560702.com | www.33598u.com | www.11tdc.com | www.530196.com | www.33588m.com | www.qilc8.com | www.178311.com | www.8499m.com | www.628867.com | www.26878y.com | www.978797.com | www.89894o.com | www.78wcp.com | www.290727.com | www.37022.cc | www.235127.com | www.8667r.com | www.569080.com | www.66332c.com | www.701250.com | www.15355g.com | www.939623.com | www.73166j.com | www.chi59.com | www.89894i.com | www.097wy.com | www.108057.com | www.33fzc.com | www.86267l.com | www.c96683.com | www.50026n.com | www.800986.com | www.68682d.com | www.599476.com | www.cll168.com | www.173880.com | www.hy6932.com | www.25688m.com | www.652162.com | www.3416o.com | www.136052.com | www.974288.com | www.77114k.com | www.396990.com | www.078wy.com | www.26299l.com | www.550973.com | www.575hc.com | www.61655w.com | www.708609.com | www.5441i.com | www.84499y.com | www.754918.com | www.cll168.com | www.32123g.com | www.364077.com | www.c3714.com | www.43818z.com | www.87668c.com | www.599810.com | www.lqc8.com | www.9818u.cc | www.33997m.com | www.71399c.com | www.511073.com | www.c5884.com | www.89911.cc | www.99677z.com | www.097968.com | www.596702.com | www.ch8966.com | www.2350w.com | www.49956c.com | www.50026l.com | www.178113.com | www.546868.com | www.713667.com | www.hm5222.com | www.1035c.com | www.35155b.com | www.33598g.com | www.281877.com | www.250757.com | www.506477.com | www.612212.com | www.774255.com | www.901582.com | www.tctx2.com | www.yi628.com | www.080wy.com | www.589zf.com | www.3126a.com | www.7782e.com | www.7116b.com | www.85090.com | www.26299h.com | www.41518z.com | www.60007c.com | www.52072y.com | www.32123f.com | www.12015.cc | www.078wy.com | www.ybao9.com | www.998349.com | www.890752.com | www.679957.com | www.533236.com | www.djcp234.com | www.109031.com | www.66376f.com | www.39500e.com | www.77210f.com | www.8039r.com | www.986jc.com | www.hr3888.com | www.775704.com | www.506232.com | www.xinyc3.com | www.52072d.com | www.50054x.com | www.0014y.com | www.xinyc8.com | www.652862.com | www.235387.com | www.43131t.com | www.58688.cc | www.cb7188.com | www.652361.com | www.220875.com | www.65707i.com | www.35155z.com | www.9889hc.com | www.986420.com | www.399210.com | www.77210k.com | www.66332b.com | www.qucw3.com | www.579699.com | www.78700e.com | www.15355n.com | www.924177.com | www.234276.com | www.77802d.com | www.zfcp9.com | www.355264.com | www.68568m.com | www.989447.com | www.186126.com | www.98599.cc | www.54968f.com | www.50064z.com | www.ya115.com | www.308908.com | www.02500w.com | www.689744.com | www.33112b.com | www.hm3988.com | www.177502.com | www.5441v.com | www.550805.com | www.53900m.com | www.rcw8811.com | www.32123c.com | www.955708.com | www.54400x.com | www.cp500.in | www.35155u.com | www.976527.com | www.57578f.com | www.hf5882.com | www.61233w.com | www.318548.com | www.50064g.com | www.901833.com | www.15355l.com | www.763227.com | www.50052j.com | www.498266.com | www.cll168.com | www.178257.com | www.hczx4.com | www.33598q.com | www.713667.com | www.18593.com | www.246841.com | www.ban02.com | www.50052z.com | www.609553.com | www.0014o.com | www.84499x.com | www.796786.com | www.cll168.com | www.95555w.com | www.837772.com | www.9356t.com | www.097710.com | www.565378.com | www.5484b.com | www.66652d.com | www.599210.com | www.95wcp.com | www.84499g.com | www.324377.com | www.938621.com | www.5095o.com | www.50026c.com | www.407872.com | www.982570.com | www.5086p.com | www.26878i.com | www.178281.com | www.635852.com | www.c2398.com | www.3478o.cc | www.52303k.com | www.77802p.com | www.412228.com | www.807839.com | www.ybao0.com | www.5522f.cc | www.50064p.com | www.50054u.com | www.106396.com | www.23040.com | www.290282.com | www.xcw866.com | www.067wy.com | www.5484e.com | www.36166z.com | www.50052hh.com | www.66376t.com | www.136057.com | www.308680.com | www.444072.com | www.595477.com | www.622703.com | www.695899.com | www.814646.com | www.899465.com | www.919709.com | www.881799a.com | www.hc2788.com | www.qucp5.com | www.hcjt5.com | www.jcai1.com | www.flcb6.com | www.hx6611.com | www.cp2838.com | www.cp7777b.com | www.911924.com | www.867865.com | www.692918.com | www.582006.com | www.lcw997.com | www.196016.com | www.84499u.com | www.41518r.com | www.77114h.com | www.75345.cc | www.47d.cc | www.901381.com | www.593500.com | www.262548.com | www.77114x.com | www.79520d.com | www.9149h.com | www.66ffl.com | www.876899.com | www.659477.com | www.730124.com | www.gczj3.com | www.833314.com | www.501251.com | www.96386z.com | www.84499f.com | www.2109m.com | www.942677.com | www.560259.com | www.86267m.com | www.50064w.com | www.w983.com | www.hcw823.com | www.83993i.com | www.26163f.com | www.c9661.com | www.544010.com | www.60108f.com | www.7782l.com | www.861830.com | www.190302.com | www.60007s.com | www.hy6262.com | www.399046.com | www.26878l.com | www.126ll.com | www.535350.com | www.50080r.com | www.8000hc.com | www.595411.com | www.35918p.com | www.hong663.com | www.449589.com | www.77802j.com | www.fh7557.com | www.234265.com | www.29277f.com | www.565378.com | www.60007e.com | www.dan70.com | www.237944.com | www.08299.com | www.630477.com | www.07163l.com | www.973390.com | www.77114j.com | www.30xw.com | www.039079.com | www.022sh.cc | www.202115.com | www.bxcp3.com | www.381110.com | www.55587.com | www.506293.com | www.31744.com | www.458689.com | www.3005w.com | www.355018.com | www.5441f.com | www.235672.com | www.500cd.com | www.055983.com | www.jx68.com | www.36787b.com | www.828516.com | www.77803l.com | www.544086.com | www.3126f.com | www.175969.com | www.qbwc1.com | www.41518q.com | www.guocai667.com | www.33598s.com | www.339132.com | www.xcn6.com | www.88065c.com | www.599416.com | www.3005w.com | www.040425.com | www.901327.com | www.00665d.com | www.106135.com | www.844141.com | www.5522z.cc | www.66332o.com | www.598966.com | www.66ffb.com | www.91233f.com | www.77801r.com | www.983699.com | www.21202k.com | www.068639.com | www.738742.com | www.5666hc.com | www.16878i.com | www.299695.com | www.290282.com | www.3005w.com | www.32123q.com | www.239838.com | www.704126.com | www.9dwj.com | www.cll168.com | www.26163x.com | www.116205.com | www.638805.com | www.54968f.com | www.0719.cc | www.51331j.com | www.57578h.com | www.220875.com | www.602255.com | www.938621.com | www.44ckb.com | www.9205b.com | www.83033y.com | www.66332v.com | www.118109.com | www.500190.com | www.luck887.com | www.914910.com | www.hx8866.com | www.18kpl.com | www.2632y.com | www.8816l.com | www.36788y.com | www.77803p.com | www.15355i.com | www.34788s.com | www.50064p.com | www.77802i.com | www.bxcp3.com | www.060640.com | www.099386.com | www.029509.com | www.091865.com | www.99638b.com | www.83033s.com | www.77803y.com | www.66376m.com | www.43818p.com | www.26878d.com | www.84499h.com | www.66376m.com | www.33598r.com | www.8839c.com | www.bang | www.fh7557.com | www.937787.com | www.810877.com | www.634679.com | www.501264.com | www.277320.com | www.99677s.com | www.50788p.com | www.80767s.com | www.07500w.com | www.982jc.com | www.hy0038.com | www.775709.com | www.431776.com | www.055983.com | www.49956j.com | www.33598k.com | www.85wcp.com | www.806292.com | www.401271.com | www.bxcp3.com | www.71233s.com | www.679by.com | www.857981.com | www.369477.com | www.61655c.com | www.33598z.com | www.hqcp3.com | www.611036.com | www.020724.com | www.50064q.com | www.sfk3.com | www.517411.com | www.50732o.com | www.2934h.com | www.810519.com | www.129985.com | www.50080x.com | www.hjin6.com | www.397730.com | www.26163k.com | www.9889hc.com | www.560671.com | www.50024s.com | www.99jtc.com | www.536350.com | www.26163a.com | www.zfcp1.com | www.310295.com | www.68689x.com | www.927986.com | www.87668o.com | www.8618aa.com | www.510570.com | www.71399c.com | www.917963.com | www.77114l.com | www.33tdc.com | www.257512.com | www.8816r.com | www.599894.com | www.83993r.com | www.868176.com | www.39500x.com | www.youcai77.com | www.62118e.com | www.jx68.com | www.71399n.com | www.hh8618.com | www.77210c.com | www.hf5881.com | www.66652n.com | www.979505.com | www.50051c.com | www.904857.com | www.99677m.com | www.715613.com | www.50052f.com | www.558413.com | www.6364u.com | www.205059.com | www.55fzc.com | www.77210g.com | www.946277.com | www.78949b.com | www.xinyc3.com | www.3005w.com | www.127356.com | www.c6092.com | www.bxcp3.com | www.yc7701.com | www.3207.com | www.77114b.com | www.927260.com | www.50054p.com | www.325771.com | www.qmfc8.com | www.97655d.com | www.380068.com | www.gocp4.com | www.81233m.com | www.372411.com | www.gczj6.com | www.76520j.com | www.218565.com | www.lcw997.com | www.51558.com | www.77802a.com | www.606930.com | www.77ttz.com | www.87668n.com | www.179223.com | www.799100.com | www.8000hc.com | www.99788h.com | www.196146.com | www.737198.com | www.tj92.com | www.60123f.com | www.81520f.com | www.534680.com | www.rcw8800.com | www.2373x.com | www.81520f.com | www.86267z.com | www.440343.com | www.855762.com | www.930xj.com | www.39500f.com | www.43818j.com | www.192711.com | www.598074.com | www.905866.com | www.696by.com | www.35733.com | www.87668q.com | www.55558c.com | www.151880.com | www.507933.com | www.565378.com | www.am1115.com | www.7dzh.com | www.9889hc.com | www.9478y.com | www.50054f.com | www.91233g.com | www.41518g.com | www.66376x.com | www.99788p.com | www.163090.com | www.217113.com | www.343552.com | www.364877.com | www.455745.com | www.528335.com | www.544949.com | www.590833.com | www.560923.com | www.547477.com | www.546599.com | www.506586.com | www.501237.com | www.351089.com | www.98528f.com | www.187515.com | www.040417.com | www.83033i.com | www.60007g.com | www.26299z.com | www.68568f.com | www.25688n.com | www.5095x.com | www.061wy.com | www.9jjc.com | www.788151.com | www.535059.com | www.312477.com | www.86267c.com | www.26878c.com | www.35155j.com | www.2109r.com | www.5xct.com | www.901172.com | www.582977.com | www.202340.com | www.52303a.com | www.77210h.com | www.3890a.com | www.gy11.com | www.627212.com | www.314611.com | www.66652e.com | www.50054j.com | www.77cmc.com | www.775714.com | www.yc7701.com | www.39500u.com | www.8499c.com | www.hcw332.com | www.505420.com | www.66332n.com | www.21202y.com | www.cf9900.com | www.456639.com | www.50788w.com | www.5854b.cc | www.855790.com | www.178761.com | www.77114f.com | www.ybao6.com | www.451770.com | www.35918c.com | www.777hy.cc | www.599309.com | www.60123e.com | www.m.55xj.vip | www.626990.com | www.55885l.com | www.669by.com | www.586960.com | www.08588s.com | www.qilc7.com | www.366098.com | www.54400d.com | www.974090.com | www.097968.com | www.cll168.com | www.666937.com | www.36166d.com | www.cpkk.com | www.142525.com | www.8499k.com | www.585277.com | www.71399f.com | www.890995.com | www.60108j.com | www.flcb3.com | www.032059.com | www.662by.com | www.303464.com | www.6832j.com | www.426667.com | www.33063.cc | www.99djcp.com | www.18399.com | www.548477.com | www.85090.com | www.493381.com | www.3005w.com | www.346918.com | www.2109j.com | www.196067.com | www.99ttz.com | www.86267f.com | www.627012.com | www.33997t.com | www.le33.cc | www.26163z.com | www.346277.com | www.bxcp3.com | www.77803e.com | www.901582.com | www.61655j.com | www.461113.com | www.699by.com | www.60108i.com | www.810277.com | www.35155t.com | www.281877.com | www.zfcp1.com | www.23636f.com | www.514611.com | www.070wy.com | www.41518w.com | www.562500.com | www.069wy.com | www.33588o.com | www.493381.com | www.sjgc4.com | www.99638l.com | www.335214.com | www.c2808.com | www.36166z.com | www.178225.com | www.813770.com | www.3126aa.com | www.33588t.com | www.303484.com | www.901187.com | www.2109o.com | www.34788y.com | www.338057.com | www.878743.com | www.500cd.com | www.80075y.com | www.115779.com | www.590981.com | www.ct8855.com | www.5854m.cc | www.12455l.com | www.136506.com | www.583792.com | www.987441.com | www.857t.com | www.39500t.com | www.36788d.com | www.108013.com | www.501209.com | www.826925.com | www.zfcp4.com | www.2373j.com | www.53900f.com | www.36788p.com | www.81233v.com | www.286898.com | www.526609.com | www.731996.com | www.983699.com | www.ycp4.com | www.371p.cc | www.5091w.com | www.09991.cc | www.21202g.com | www.36788n.com |